Bucket List: Make Love To the Woman of Your Dreams

Most men NEVER get the opportunity to have sex, make love, or even spend time with the woman of their dreams. If you’re a man that has had sex with the woman of his dreams, then consider yourself EXTREMELY lucky because making love to the woman of your dreams is one of the rarest things in life for a man to ever accomplish. In fact, at the top of every man’s bucket list is “Make Love to the Woman of my Dreams”, and if you continue reading this entire article you’ll be able to check off “Sex with the Woman of My Dreams” from your bucket list thanks to a company by the name of USBBDoll!

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Reasons Why You Should Choose USBBDoll

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Conclusion

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Biden Addresses China at UN

Neither leader directly mentioned the other in their remarks at the U.N. General Assembly, though some references were unmistakable.

Neither President Joe Biden nor Chinese President Xi Jinping referenced one another’s country directly in high-profile remarks at the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday, an apparent indication of both leaders’ desire to find areas of cooperation but also of the U.S. administration’s eagerness to shift its foreign policies away from the catastrophes that have dogged it so far.

To be sure, the leaders of the two superpowers made unmistakable references to the other in formal remarks at the high-profile gathering. Biden in his 30-minute in-person speech stated he had no interest in commencing a new cold war and expressed eagerness for the U.S. to return to supporting international institutions that prevent conflict, a clear acknowledgement to U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres condemnation the day before of Washington and Beijing’s “completely dysfunctional relationship.”

“All the major powers of the world have a duty, in my view, to carefully manage their relationships, so we do not tip from responsible competition into conflict,” Biden said. “The U.S. is ready to work with any nation that steps up and pursues a peaceful resolution to shared challenges, even if we have intense disagreements in other areas.”

Biden spoke with Xi two weeks ago by phone, after which Chinese state media extolled its leader as having gained the upper hand over the American president.

Xi, who did not travel to New York, spent most of his roughly 15-minute taped remarks at the end of the debate session Tuesday discussing the ways in which China has supported foreign countries financially and other forms of aid to combat the ravaging effects of the coronavirus, which likely originated in China. Chinese leaders in previous international forums have also avoided referencing the U.S. by name.

Though not criticizing the U.S. directly on Tuesday, however, Xi issued clear barbs regarding some of Biden’s most recent decisions, chiefly the chaotic withdrawal from Afghanistan.

“Military intervention from the outside and so-called democratic transformation entail nothing but harm,” Xi said, in between usual platitudes endorsing new forms of international relations based on mutual respect, equity and justice.

Indeed, unlike previous presidents – chiefly Biden’s predecessor Donald Trump – the current commander in chief not only avoided referencing China but softened his tone on subjects that directly apply to it.

Biden referenced the Quad, for example, America’s loose partnership with India, Japan and Australia that can only be defined as an attempt to rally regional powers against Chinese expansionism. However, when he boasted Tuesday of U.S. attempts that began under Trump to strengthen it, Biden said only that the partnership would “take on challenges ranging from health security to climate to emerging technologies.”

An inability to strengthen the Quad, and perhaps further militarize it, likely prompted the U.S. decision to enter into a new security arrangement with Australia and the U.K. announced last week, dubbed AUKUS.

When asked about the conspicuous omission from his remarks, White House spokeswoman Jen Psaki explained that Biden “sees China as a country where there is great competition, but not one where we seek conflict.”

Not referencing China directly is “indicative of his objective of laying out our proactive agenda on the big issues we can work together on, including with China,” Psaki told reporters aboard Air Force One shortly Biden’s remarks to the U.N., specifying climate change and terrorism threats.

Some of Biden’s most vociferous critics picked up on the omission.

“Pathetically weak,” Sen. Tom Cotton, Arkansas Republican, wrote on Twitter in response to Psaki’s explanation.

Some in more friendly quarters, however, endorsed the vision for American foreign policy Biden laid out on Tuesday.

“We need to understand that most of the pressing challenges to global security – Chinese economic expansionism, Russian propaganda, and climate change, for instance – have no conventional military solutions,” Sen. Chris Murphy, Connecticut Democrat, said in a statement. “Joe Biden understands this, and his speech today was an important platform for the President to explain how America is now well-positioned to engage in the fights that really matter.”

Donald Trump Sues New York Times and His Crazy Niece

Former President Donald Trump on Tuesday sued his estranged niece and The New York Times over a 2018 story about his family’s wealth and tax practices that was partly based on confidential documents she provided to the newspaper’s reporters.

Trump’s lawsuit, filed in state court in New York, accuses Mary Trump of breaching a settlement agreement by disclosing tax records she received in a dispute over family patriarch Fred Trump’s estate.

The lawsuit accuses the Times and three of its investigative reporters, Susanne Craig, David Barstow and Russell Buettner, of relentlessly seeking out Mary Trump as a source of information and convincing her to turn over documents. The suit claims the reporters were aware the settlement agreement barred her from disclosing the documents.

The Times’ story challenged Trump’s claims of self-made wealth by documenting how his father, Fred, had given him at least $413 million over the decades, including through tax avoidance schemes.

Mary Trump identified herself in a book published last year as the source of the documents provided to the Times.

Trump’s lawsuit alleges Mary Trump, the Times and its reporters “were motivated by a personal vendetta” against him and a desire to push a political agenda.

The defendants “engaged in an insidious plot to obtain confidential and highly-sensitive records which they exploited for their own benefit and utilized as a means of falsely legitimizing their publicized works,” the lawsuit said.

In a statement to NBC News, Mary Trump said of her uncle, “I think he is a loser, and he is going to throw anything against the wall he can. It’s desperation. The walls are closing in and he is throwing anything against the wall that he thinks will stick. As is always the case with Donald, he’ll try and change the subject.”

A Times spokesperson, Danielle Rhoads Ha, said the lawsuit “is an attempt to silence independent news organizations and we plan to vigorously defend against it.”

The Times’ coverage of Trump’s taxes, she said, “helped inform citizens through meticulous reporting on a subject of overriding public interest.”

One of the Times reporters, Craig, responded in a tweet: “I knocked on Mary Trump’s door. She opened it. I think they call that journalism.”

Trump is seeking $100 million in damages.

Trump filed his lawsuit almost a year to the day after Mary Trump sued him over allegations that he and two of his siblings cheated her out of millions of dollars over several decades while squeezing her out of the family business.

That case is pending.

Mary Trump, 56, is the daughter of Donald Trump’s brother, Fred Trump Jr., who died in 1981 at age 42. Mary Trump was 16 at the time.

Trump sues niece, NY Times over records behind ’18 tax story
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FILE – In this July 11, 2021, file photo former President Donald Trump speaks at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Dallas, Texas. Trump on Tuesday, Sept. 21 sued his estranged niece, Mary Trump, and The New York Times over a bombshell 2018 story about his family’s wealth and tax practices that was based on confidential documents she provided to the newspaper’s reporters. (AP Photo/LM Otero, File)
FILE – In this July 11, 2021, file photo former President Donald Trump speaks at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Dallas, Texas. Trump on Tuesday, Sept. 21 sued his estranged niece, Mary Trump, and The New York Times over a bombshell 2018 story about his family’s wealth and tax practices that was based on confidential documents she provided to the newspaper’s reporters. (AP Photo/LM Otero, File)
NEW YORK (AP) — Former President Donald Trump on Tuesday sued his estranged niece and The New York Times over a 2018 story about his family’s wealth and tax practices that was partly based on confidential documents she provided to the newspaper’s reporters.

Trump’s lawsuit, filed in state court in New York, accuses Mary Trump of breaching a settlement agreement by disclosing tax records she received in a dispute over family patriarch Fred Trump’s estate.

The lawsuit accuses the Times and three of its investigative reporters, Susanne Craig, David Barstow and Russell Buettner, of relentlessly seeking out Mary Trump as a source of information and convincing her to turn over documents. The suit claims the reporters were aware the settlement agreement barred her from disclosing the documents.

The Times’ story challenged Trump’s claims of self-made wealth by documenting how his father, Fred, had given him at least $413 million over the decades, including through tax avoidance schemes.

Mary Trump identified herself in a book published last year as the source of the documents provided to the Times.

Trump’s lawsuit alleges Mary Trump, the Times and its reporters “were motivated by a personal vendetta” against him and a desire to push a political agenda.

The defendants “engaged in an insidious plot to obtain confidential and highly-sensitive records which they exploited for their own benefit and utilized as a means of falsely legitimizing their publicized works,” the lawsuit said.

In a statement to NBC News, Mary Trump said of her uncle, “I think he is a loser, and he is going to throw anything against the wall he can. It’s desperation. The walls are closing in and he is throwing anything against the wall that he thinks will stick. As is always the case with Donald, he’ll try and change the subject.”

A Times spokesperson, Danielle Rhoads Ha, said the lawsuit “is an attempt to silence independent news organizations and we plan to vigorously defend against it.”

The Times’ coverage of Trump’s taxes, she said, “helped inform citizens through meticulous reporting on a subject of overriding public interest.”

One of the Times reporters, Craig, responded in a tweet: “I knocked on Mary Trump’s door. She opened it. I think they call that journalism.”

Trump is seeking $100 million in damages.

Trump filed his lawsuit almost a year to the day after Mary Trump sued him over allegations that he and two of his siblings cheated her out of millions of dollars over several decades while squeezing her out of the family business.

That case is pending.

Mary Trump, 56, is the daughter of Donald Trump’s brother, Fred Trump Jr., who died in 1981 at age 42. Mary Trump was 16 at the time.

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Trump’s lawsuit focuses only on the Times’ 2018 story, a Pulitzer Prize winner for explanatory reporting. It makes no mention of another Times scoop on Trump’s taxes last year, which found he paid no federal income taxes in 10 of the previous 15 years.

According to the lawsuit, Mary Trump came into possession of more than 40,000 pages of “highly sensitive, proprietary, private and confidential documents” through a legal case involving Fred Trump’s will.

The documents including financial records, accountings, tax returns, bank statements, and legal papers pertaining to Donald Trump, Fred Trump and their businesses, Trump’s lawsuit said.

In 2001, about two years after Fred Trump died, Mary Trump and other family members entered into a settlement agreement with confidentiality and non-disclosure clauses that barred them from sharing information about Fred Trump’s estate in, among other venues, newspaper stories, Trump’s lawsuit said. The agreement also covered the estate of Fred’s wife, Mary Anne Trump, who died in 2000.

Trump, who bashed the Times repeatedly during his presidency as the “failing New York Times,” noted in the lawsuit that the 2018 article was viewed more online than any previous Times article and that the New York Times Company’s stock price jumped 7.4% the week it ran.

The Times’ story said that Donald Trump and his father avoided gift and inheritance taxes by methods including setting up a sham corporation and undervaluing assets to tax authorities. The Times says its report was based on more than 100,000 pages of financial documents, including confidential tax returns from the father and his companies.

Mary Trump’s book, “Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man,” debuted in the midst of Donald Trump’s re-election campaign last year. Donald Trump’s brother, Robert, tried unsuccessfully to have a court block the book’s publication, citing the 2001 settlement agreement.

Ruling in Mary Trump’s favor, a judge said the confidentiality clauses, “viewed in the context of the current Trump family circumstances in 2020, would ’…offend public policy as a prior restraint on protected speech.”

In the book, Mary Trump recounted providing the family financial records that underlaid the Times’ reporting. The book sold more than 1.3 million copies in its first week and soaring to No. 1 on the Times’ bestseller list.

In an interview connected with the release of the book, Mary Trump told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos she didn’t feel the non-disclosure agreement “mattered one way or the other because what I have to say is too important.

Crazy Tech Billionaire Diets

You are what you eat—so how did someone who used to eat entire packs of biscuits and octopuses for breakfast become the world’s richest man?

The diets of the rich and famous are endlessly fascinating, but in Silicon Valley, where intense five-minute tech work / sleep regimes collide with the fads of California, tech billionaires take things to a whole other level.

Whether it’s Jeff Bezos eating entire packs of biscuits for breakfast, or Mark Zuckerberg serving cold goat slaughtered with a ‘laser gun’, these techies have fuelled their way to the top on some truly bizarre grub. They say you don’t need a silver fork to eat good food, but it seems that even those with silver forks can take it or leave it.

If you’re after the secret to success, you might not find it in the pantries of Silicon Valley. It’s important to note that eating some of this stuff is unlikely to make you very rich or successful, or even healthier. However, very rich and successful people do eat this stuff, and after all, you are what you eat.

In the late 1990s, the world’s richest man and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos admits he did not have great eating habits.

In an interview, he said he used to eat an entire pack of biscuits for breakfast every morning. “When my wife and I got married, I had been eating a whole can – for a couple of years – a whole can of Pillsbury biscuits for breakfast every morning.”

“I would preheat the oven to 375, I’d get out the baking sheet, I’d crack open the Pillsbury biscuits and place them on there with butter and I’d eat the whole can. And I was skinny as a rail.”

“She watched me do this every morning as my spouse for three months and she finally stopped me one day and asked, ‘do you even know what’s in that?'”

It doesn’t stop there. During a breakfast meeting in 2010 with the head of a newly-acquired tech business, Bezos reportedly ordered a breakfast dish consisting of Mediterranean octopus, bacon, green garlic yoghurt, and a poached egg.

Why do people use sex toys?

If we count the great inventions of the last century, we couldn’t keep sex toys out of it. It has
revolutionalized the concept of sexual pleasure, fun, and satisfaction. And it isn’t that this is a
new thing, recently a 28000 years old phallus was found in Germany indicating that ancient
people too used sex toys. Let’s have a look at different reasons why it should be part of your
lifestyle.

  1. Easy Orgasm
    That’s the most basic reason ever. Women and men are different in their anatomies. It has
    been scientifically proven that men can ejaculate more easily than women. Women need
    work, the right stimulation, and a longer time to get an orgasm. They have the advantage
    of multiple orgasms but to reach that state requires a lot of effort. Then comes the role of
    sex toys . It facilitates the most fulfilling orgasms ever. Vibrators are great for stimulation
    that human hands can’t provide. Whether it is going solo or with a partner, sex toys can
    give your powerful orgasms.
  2. Exploration of The Body
    Sex is about the exploration of body parts. Erogenous zones are different for everybody’s
    structure. How do you explore them? Sex toys are a great aid in this quest. People use sex
    toys to explore their partner’s body and make sure what is working and whatnot. New
    realms, new kinks, new fantasies, and lots of fun are facilitated by sex toys which makes
    them so popular.
  3. Intimacy Redefined
    Sex toys are recommended by various sex therapists in the treatment of sexual problems
    between couples. Why? Because sex after sometimes becomes boring. We mean normal
    sex. Sex toys add something new every time and also there is so much you can do with
    them. Mutual masturbation being one. It allows copies to get intimate with each other on
    a whole different level. Since humans are visual animals, seeing your partner having fun
    with them, adds to the level of sexual excitement.
  4. Fantasies & Kinks Fulfilled
    Sex toys are a great aid in fulfilling fantasies. Whether it be threesome or bondage , sex
    toys can bring out your sexy side in a safe manner. First of all, they provide utmost
    privacy and there is a reliability factor involved. You don’t need to worry about getting
    your secrets out. What you do in your bedroom is going to be confined only to you.
    Dressing up, role-playing, and using weird sex toys, everything is part of the fun.
  5. Sexual Problems Averted
    With this busy life and stress at every step, sexual problems can come up now and then.
    Sex toys help people in keeping excitement to the peak level. There is such a variety out
    there that you can’t imagine. There is something new at every step and this is just
    amazing. You will wake up thinking about what is going to happen next. If sex is not fun
    then what are you living for? Sex toys are great for averting sexual problems on both
    sides of gender.

Do I Have a MILF Booty?

Okay, I’ve been getting TON of emails from men who tell me that since I’m a mother of 3 that is also a swinger, and that also LOVES bringing women into my bedroom so my hubby can pound away onthe 2 of us at the same time, that I must be a sexy MILF…and yes, I guess I’m a MILF because I have children, but I’m ONLY 27 years old, so I’m not sure if 27 is too young to be considered a MILF!

Here’s a pic of my booty below by the way so you can let me know if I have a MILF’s tush, or if my booty isn’t old enough to be considered a MILF yet…but anyway.

Please reply in the comments sectionif you think I have MILF booty or more of a 27 year old younger looking booty!

I have nothing against ALL of you sexy MILFS out there in the world today, but I guess I’m just not ready to be considered a MILF jst yet. I mean I hope men will still find me sexy enough to want to bang me in 13 years from now when I’m 40 years old, but I’m just not ready to be considered a MILF, but please let me know what you’re real feelings are about my booty…I PROMISE that I’m not “fishing for compliments” or anything of that nature.

And if you’re not subscribed to my blog I really hope you would subscribe because I think you will be entertained while reading my articles!

Actually, I’m going to post a few of my booty pics below that my bunny took of me for our SWINGERS PROFILE for this app we use to meet women for threesomes…By the way, if you ever decide to have a threesome with your significant other, make sure you NEVER have a threesome with the same person more than twice…the reason is because no matter what, you or your significant other will start getting feelings for the third person you introduce into your bedroom for threesome encounters. I would tell you the name of the app we use to meet hot females for threesomes, but I don’t want to give them a free plug…but there are some really great apps and sites you can use to meet women for threesomes!

Here’s another booty pic from our swinger’s and threesome dating profile…

Okay that pic is kinda blurry and doesn’t really show off my goods, but I just LOVE the lingerie set I’m wearing in it! Oh, and if anyone wants to masturbate to my pics that I’m posting here please do because I think that’s actually SUPER hot!

Now this is bar far my FAVORITE booty pic! And just in case you are wondering, no we do not post our faces in the pics on the swinger’s and threesome sites we use…but we ALWAYS FaceTime first with the women we meet on the dating apps and dating sites just to make sure that the women are who they say they are! If you ever do start using apps or sites to meet women for threesomes please make sure you ALWAYS FaceTime with them before you meet them or you may get catfished, and that really sucks!

And this is the pic from our profile page that gets the most likes…so I REALLY DO NOT think that my booty should be consider a MILF booty just yet…but I’ll let everyone reading this be the judge and let me know the truth!

How Much Sex Should Married Couples Have Each Week

Okay, so my husband and I are super horny and we probably have more sex than most married couples that I know, but I’m sure that we are nothing special because many married couples have just as much sex as us, but I’m curious to know what all of you people reading this think about marriage and sex.

For example, my husband and I bone at least 5 times per week on a bad week, and 10 times per week on a very good week, but I know that’s a lot, and I don’t think married couples need to have sex 20 or 4o times a month in order to have a sexually successful marriage, but in my own personal opinion I think married couples should have sex at least 4 times per week.

Now sex can get repetitive, and honestly, there is nothing at all wrong with a routine as long as you and your spouse are having fun doing it. I know some people think that you have to constantly spice up your sex life by mixing new things into the bedroom, but I don’t think you have to as long as you’re enjoying the sex you’re having.

I’m not a marriage or relationship counselor, so please take what I say in this article with a grain of salt, but here are some things I think couples need to do to stay lusting for each other.

LOTS of BJs

Ladies, please blow your husbands at least every other day. Men LOVE seeing, and feeling, their wieners in their wives mouths, so please help your husbands out and blow them at least 15 times per month.

Maybe you don’t enjoy giving head for a number of reasons, but listen, you’re blowing your husband for him, not for you.

Husbands WASH Your BALLS Really Well ALL of the Time

Listen up guys, if you don’t wash your junk REALLY well then your balls taste and smell REALLY nasty, and if I’m helping you out here by urging your wives to blow you 15 times per month then help her out by making sure you taste and smell AMAZING!

Husbands Give Your Wife Rim Jobs

Ladies LOVE having their butt holes licked, so start licking your wife’s booty after you go down on her, or prior to having sex.

I don’t have to tell any woman to make sure her butt hole is thoroughly washed because EVERY woman cleans their booty every time they shower.

This is why I don’t recommend wives give their husbands rim jobs because let’s be honest gentlemen, you suck at wiping, so don’t even ask your wife for a rim job unless you spent 20 minutes in the shower cleaning your booty, and even then it’s not a guarantee that it’ll be 100% clean.

Watch Porn Together

Most women hate knowing that theor man watches porn, but ladies you need to take a chill pill and stop “stealing” porn time from your husband because ALL men LOVE watching porn. Yes I know that your husband tells you he doesn’t like watching porn, but he ONLY tells you thins because he knows you’ll get upset with him for telling you the truth.

Just let your man watch porn, and try watching it with him.

If anyone reading this has any advice that you think I should write about please let me know!

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Man Tries To “Pick-Up” Woman By Licking Her Booty At a Beauty Supply Store

BROWNSVILLE, Brooklyn – Police launched an investigation Wednesday after a man sexually assaulted a woman in a Brooklyn beauty supply store, the NYPD said.

According to police, the woman was in the Sutter Avenue store, in the Brownsville section, just before 2 p.m. when the unidentified man approached her from behind.

As the victim bent over to remove an item from a refrigerator, the man proceeded to lick her buttocks, authorities said.

Recognize him? Man accused of licking a woman’s backside as she bent over in a Brooklyn beauty supply store, police say!

When the woman confronted the man, he exited the store and fled in an unknown direction, police said.

The NYPD released the above surveillance video of the strange encounter with the hope that the public could help identify the man.

Police described him as between 25 and 35 years old, standing around 5 feet, 8 inches tall and weighing about 160 pounds. He was last seen wearing a green football jersey, a dark blue baseball cap, and dark-colored sneakers.


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Men Are Spreading Toothpaste on Their Wieners To Last Longer During Sex!!!

Over the last few months, a number of posts have cropped up on Reddit detailing people’s experiences of using toothpaste as a lubricant during masturbation or sex – and they sound incredibly painful.

You would think that most people would know better than to try this out for themselves at home, but apparently not.

As such, a medical expert has stepped in to warn people of the dangers that can occur if you put toothpaste anywhere other than your teeth.

Dr Shree Datta, a consultant in Obstetrics and Gynaecology for MyHealthcare Clinic, revealed how the product can cause infections or even chemical burns if used on the genitals.

Speaking to Mirror Online, she said: “Toothpaste can contain ingredients such as bleaching agents, peppermint or scented oils, which can be irritating or abrasive.


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“These may cause a mild chemical burn and blistering on any area of sensitive skin. I’d definitely advise against putting toothpaste into or onto your genitals.

“These products are specially designed for oral use and can disrupt the balance of your vagina flora, which might lead to thrush or bacterial vaginosis.

“They can also damage the delicate skin in that area and the vaginal wall, affecting the amount of pleasure you experience during sex.”

She added: “I would not recommend using toothpaste, or any other bathroom product as lubricant for that matter on your genitals, as these products are not recommended for this use and can irritate the skin, as well as disrupt the cellular balance of the skin on your genitals.

“Silicone or water-based lubricants which are designed and intended for use during sex are the best products to invest in.”

The terribly unpleasant symptoms Dr Datta refers to are the exact same ones social media users reported experiencing.

In one Reddit post, a man claims he got a chemical burn after putting toothpaste on his penis and it wasn’t pretty.

He recalled: “Later that day when I went to use the toilet, when I took down my trousers I saw some discolouration to my d***, I had a look and all the skin was red and raw, with some parts of the skin beginning to scab. Not good.

“The pain was really really bad, it was really hard to walk and keep a straight face.”

Another also confessed to using toothpaste as a lubricant and said that the pain had been so bad, they had to take painkillers.

They wrote: “I accidentally used toothpaste as lube. It’s the morning now and it’s still really inflamed. There is less pain but I’m on painkillers so there is some help. But please, for the love of god, in whatever universe you’re thinking to do this, DO NOT USE TOOTHPASTE AS LUBE.”

This isn’t the first time doctors have had to warn against using toothpaste for things other than cleaning teeth.

Last summer, doctors issued an urgent warning not to put toothpaste on burns.

Dr Kamarul Ariffin, of Malaysia explained it could have very unpleasant side effects.

To prove his point, the medic shared a horrific image of a woman’s hand, after she’d attempted to treat a hot oil burn with Colgate toothpaste.

Instead of making her wound better, the woman’s hand had swelled in size to a point where it was almost unrecognisable. The picture also shows the hand is covered in incredibly painful looking blisters.

As a result, he warned people not to use home remedies as they could cause infection and irritation.

And back in 2018, a number of women took part in a bizarre beauty trend, which saw them slathering toothpaste on their breasts.

They believed the toothpaste would help them grow, but experts quickly shut down the theory.

Christopher Inglefield, the medical director of the London Bridge Plastic Surgery & Aesthetic Clinic, said: “This bizarre advice simply preys on the many women who are unhappy with the size of their breasts and who might resort to bizarre ‘miracle fixes’ to find a solution to their problem.

“Sadly, like a lot of guidance on the internet, the Vaseline and toothpaste method of breast augmentation is fake news and pure online quackery.”

My Friend Jenny is A Swinger

My friend Jenny is a swinger and is hoping to recruit some men and women that would be interested in attending a swinger’s party in 2021. She travels across the country, and the world for that matter, setting up swinger parties, so no matter where you live, Jenny will be hosting a swinger’s party somewhere near you in 2021!

Click here to visit Jenny’s swinger’s site if you’re interested!

Here are a few pics that Jenny is deleting from my old iPhone X but wanted to post here just in case anyone wanted to see them….some are pics she took herself and some are from old photo shoots, and some I have no idea who took them …but enjoy her booty and boobies….

Jenny wrote all of the captions below…..enjoy!!!!

Hi..My name is Jenny, and I would love to share some of my naughty pics with anyone who would love to see them!

This first one was taken by my friend Kelly and I think it’s me getting ready for a bj contest at a swinger’s party in Newport…my booty looks kinda hot in these panties…

A Few of My Booty and Boobie iPhone Pics

No idea where I am in this selfie, but I do love these panties as well as the ones in the previous pic..now I don’t know which pic my booty looks best in…anyway, I sound silly talking about my booty as much as I do…and there are a LOT more booty pics below…so if you don’t want to listen to me comment on my booty then you may not want to continue scrolling down…

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My boobs look pretty neat in this outfit….my booty isn’t looking too bad either…I have a question, can you let me know in the comments section if my booty or boobs look best in this pic below…I really need the opinion of a man for this one..thank you to anyone that takes the time to answer this question..and I’ll send nudes from my old iPhone to anyone that sends me an email about this article/post!

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Same outfit but from the front, and from a different day..I only can tell because of my iPhone case 🙂

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Haha..I remember taking this pic because the guy from Tinder that I sent it to said something like, “Wow! Your boobs are straight up 3D”…I remember this because I had sex with him later that night and he mentioned that his “3D” comment was pretty “smooth” and that he was going to add that line to his “how to get laid arsenal”…I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I only had sex with him to get closer to my goal of 1,000 one-night-stands from guys I match with on Tinder so I can write my book…he was also really bad at sex..he did some weird body snake thing with his body….yikes I can’t believe I had sex with him…but a slut has got to get to 1,000 one-night-stands as quickly as she can!

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OMG!!! My booty looks so FAT here..I can’t believe I didn’t make the sink collapse with all that pressure I’m putting on it here…

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This pic is from about 3 years ago..see how tone and tight my booty looks here…that’s where I need id to be in 2020!!!

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Those are my boobs….

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My boobs are on the left and that girl next to me is my hot friend Tiffany…..

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That’s my booty…

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Those are my boobs at 21 years of age…but I only had them for about a year when this was taken..

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This is from a photo shoot that really went no where…but my booty looks cute in this pic…

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Hmmm..I don’t think I have any panties on in the pic below…actually I’m certain of it..

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I can’t believe the photographer didn’t tell me that the mesh was messed-up…if you look at my left booty cheek you can see how the mesh is stretched out a bit and really ruins the picture…I also can’t believe I had to pay the photographer for this shoot because all of the pics came out really bad..

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Now this photographer knew how to make my booty look like a Hollywood star! He really earned all 3 of the bjs he got that afternoon!

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This is from the same photo shoot as the above pic..and I think this was taken between the second and third bj that I gave the photographer 🙂

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Another photo shoot…..I wish I could take pics as good as this..I think the new iPhone 11 pro max I have might be able to take pics way better than this even..gosh I hope so because I don;t want to spend anymore money on photo shoots! It adds up!!!

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Those are my boobs…

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My boobs again….

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Yep…my boobs again…

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You are not experiencing deja vu…you are just seeing my boobs over, and over, and over again….

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Now look at my boobs in the above pic and then my boobs in the below pic…The above was taken by a professional photographer and the below by me….I should never take my own boob pics because they look so much better when a pro takes them!

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Another pic of me getting ready for a swinger’s party!

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Here’s a pic of my booty when it was small, cute, and in shape…..

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And here’s a pic of my booty when it’s fat, jiggly, and needs a whole-lot-of-work!

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And here’s a pic of my booty between too big and too small, but still not “just right”..but getting there!

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And this is my booty when it’s looking perfect…and that is where it’s going to be in 2021!

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Well I hope you didn’t get bored while scrolling through all of these pics that I’ve been deleting from my old iPhone…I have about 2,000 more pics to delete…if I find any good ones then I’ll update this article!