The girl in the above picture is my friend Jennifer. She has 2 kids, both under 3 years old, and as you can see, she’s been able to keep her body in perfect shape!
She works out 5 days a week with a group of swinging couples at some cross fit place. She keeps trying to get me to attend one of her “workout” sessions, but I’m a little hesitant? I mean, should I hang out with a group of swingers? Perhaps I’m being judgemental?
Okay, so my husband and I are super horny and we probably have more sex than most married couples that I know, but I’m sure that we are nothing special because many married couples have just as much sex as us, but I’m curious to know what all of you people reading this think about marriage and sex.
For example, my husband and I bone at least 5 times per week on a bad week, and 10 times per week on a very good week, but I know that’s a lot, and I don’t think married couples need to have sex 20 or 4o times a month in order to have a sexually successful marriage, but in my own personal opinion I think married couples should have sex at least 4 times per week.
Now sex can get repetitive, and honestly, there is nothing at all wrong with a routine as long as you and your spouse are having fun doing it. I know some people think that you have to constantly spice up your sex life by mixing new things into the bedroom, but I don’t think you have to as long as you’re enjoying the sex you’re having.
I’m not a marriage or relationship counselor, so please take what I say in this article with a grain of salt, but here are some things I think couples need to do to stay lusting for each other.
LOTS of BJs
Ladies, please blow your husbands at least every other day. Men LOVE seeing, and feeling, their wieners in their wives mouths, so please help your husbands out and blow them at least 15 times per month.
Maybe you don’t enjoy giving head for a number of reasons, but listen, you’re blowing your husband for him, not for you.
Husbands WASH Your BALLS Really Well ALL of the Time
Listen up guys, if you don’t wash your junk REALLY well then your balls taste and smell REALLY nasty, and if I’m helping you out here by urging your wives to blow you 15 times per month then help her out by making sure you taste and smell AMAZING!
Husbands Give Your Wife Rim Jobs
Ladies LOVE having their butt holes licked, so start licking your wife’s booty after you go down on her, or prior to having sex.
I don’t have to tell any woman to make sure her butt hole is thoroughly washed because EVERY woman cleans their booty every time they shower.
This is why I don’t recommend wives give their husbands rim jobs because let’s be honest gentlemen, you suck at wiping, so don’t even ask your wife for a rim job unless you spent 20 minutes in the shower cleaning your booty, and even then it’s not a guarantee that it’ll be 100% clean.
Watch Porn Together
Most women hate knowing that theor man watches porn, but ladies you need to take a chill pill and stop “stealing” porn time from your husband because ALL men LOVE watching porn. Yes I know that your husband tells you he doesn’t like watching porn, but he ONLY tells you thins because he knows you’ll get upset with him for telling you the truth.
Just let your man watch porn, and try watching it with him.
If anyone reading this has any advice that you think I should write about please let me know!
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My friend just called me and told me that she found out that her husband has been having an affair, and she is extremely devastated.
She said she wants to get a divorce, but she has 4 yound children, ages 12, 10, 7, and 4, so going through a divorce could have huge complications due to the effect it could have on their kids.
Should my friend stay with her husband and try to work it out at least until all of their kids are at least 18 years of age?
I found the below article about how divorce could effect children, if anyone has any advice please let me know. I really don;t want my friend’s children to have horrible childhoods.
Here is that article:
-Is Divorce Bad for Children?-
You have probably witnessed many friends, family members, neighbors, or co-workers stay in toxic marriages for the sake of their children. After all, studies have shown that the effects of divorce tend to stick with children through adulthood. Many have unresolved anger issues toward their parents. Some are unable to have normal relationships because of what they experienced in their childhood.
Is divorce really all that bad for children? The answer is not clear-cut. In short, it depends. It depends on how the parents deal with the divorce. Divorce can be amicable or it can be downright nasty. Some parents focus on being the best parent ever and helping their kids as much as possible through the transition, while others spend all their time and energy on getting revenge on the other partner.
This begs the question: Is it better for kids to stay in a bad marriage or should the parents call it quits and divorce? Experts say that a good divorce is better for kids than a bad marriage. If you choose to stay married to your partner despite a lack of happiness, you are raising your children in an angry, resentful, and possibly even violent household. You are teaching your children that it is acceptable for partners to be disrespectful to each other. You are allowing emotional and possibly even physical abuse to happen in front of them. You are teaching them that nobody deserves to be happy, and that stress and misery are to be expected in a relationship.
It is no wonder that children have trouble coping. Some are unable to form healthy relationships once they reach adulthood because they were forced to grow up in an angry household. Some children even wish their parents would divorce so they could be happy for once. Kids are not stupid. While no divorce is without its challenges, children often come to realize that divorce is for the best.
The stress of parents constantly fighting takes it toll on children. Kids are insecure in many ways and when they constantly see their parents fighting, it makes them worry. What will happen to the family? Do my parents love me? Am I to blame? Fighting also affects the relationship between the parent and child. When a parent is stressed out, he or she might distance him or herself from the children. This could lead to a lack of affection, causing kids to feel even more insecure.
Constant fighting between parents can lead to emotional damage in children. Children can develop anxiety and depression. They may start to have behavioral problems and act out in school. Also, children learn what they see, so if they notice that their parents call each other names and yell and scream, they are likely to engage in the same unhealthy fighting techniques.
That is not to say that children will experience no effects from their parents divorcing. When parents split up, everything changes. Sometimes children get to stay in the family home. In other cases, they are forced to move. They may end up spending most of their time with one parent, while seeing the other parent on weekends. They may be shuffled from one house to another, which can be stressful. Children thrive on routine, and life after divorce can be anything but normal.
-What Parents can Do-
There are many factors that can determine how well a child will do after divorce, but parents play a huge role. Both parties still have to co-parent after the divorce is finalized, and this is where things get complicated. There are likely to be ill feelings toward each other. The parents continue to fight with each other or they fail to communicate altogether. Many parents put their children in the middle of the conflict and this can have devastating consequences. Children often feel as though they are left to fend for themselves.
Parents can help children transition from a married family to a divorced family through emotional support and by being a good influence. Children are often more affected by a divorce than the parents, so it is a parent’s job to ease this emotional pain and help them along. Parents should monitor their children and look for any behavioral problems and other changes.
Some children are naturally easygoing and better able to cope with change. This type of personality will help them as they get older. Life changes and things will not always go their way. Divorce is just one of those things over which children have no control. While it can be difficult, most children are resilient and will bounce back eventually. Those who are struggling may need a little extra help, and this is where the parents come in.
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